In honor of all blondes, natural and bottled

I decided that I needed a few days off but realized that I had no

vacation, personal, or sick leave left, so I figured the best way to

get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd

think I was "burning out" and would give me some time off. I came in to

work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the

ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde - it'll be

important later) came in and asked me what I was doing. "Shh," I said,

"I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm acting like a lightbulb."


A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a

light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."



With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My blonde co-worker

started following me. The Boss stopped her and asked where she was

going......She said; "Home, I can't work in the dark.